“Sexy Vampires are Destroying Our Nation’s Children” Says Columnist

There is a column at the Gainesville Sun entitled “Sexy vampires are destroying our nation’s children”–which explains why Twilight and True Blood are the cause of all evil with our nation’s youth. No, I’m not kidding–

Despite the recent influx of vampire-related content into the mainstream media and the youthful enthusiasm that accompanied it, vampirism still remains a dangerous threat to our nation’s children. Unchecked interest in vampires can lead to unfortunate summer wardrobe choices, rickets and diabetes. We can’t afford to lose our kids to these flashy, sexy, fly-by-night vampire impersonators who continue to fill their heads with untruths about the vampire lifestyle.

Read the rest of the (intentionally funny, I hope) rant at the newspaper’s website.

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/sexy-vampires-are-destroying-our-nations-children-says-columnist/

Robert Pattinson in NYC Last Night - The Video

Here’s a video of Robert Pattinson strutting down the street in NYC from last night–it’s nice to see him without the hoodie!

Kitzie's Note: SERIOUSLY ROB?!! A BASEBALL CAP???? Ugh. You look way hotter in a Fedora or something..but you still look amazing (when didn't you?!)

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/robert-pattinson-in-nyc-last-night-the-video/

Jasper Hale + Spongebob: The Need for Bella’s Blood

If that title sounds confusing, well just watch the video–someone took some audio from Spongebob Squarepants, and put it with video of Jasper and his fight against wanting Bella’s blood during the papercut scene in New Moon. The result? I can guarantee you’ll watch this twice!

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/jasper-hale-spongebob-the-need-for-bellas-blood/

Parody of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Interview

Here is a fairly intense parody of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart being interviewed for New Moon. Of course, the Robsten rumors get lots of air time–but there’s also an “Exclusive Clip” from New Moon.


--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/parody-of-kristen-stewart-and-robert-pattinson-interview/

Wicked Edward Cullen Twilight Guitar: Cullitar

Check out this amazing Edward Cullen Twilight inspired guitar for Guitar Hero! NMM.org reader Holly says–

A very good friend of mine who owns a graphic/printing company made me this awesome custom design for my Guitar Hero guitar. He combined two of my loves, Robert Pattinson and Guitar Hero I thought it turned out awesome and I wanted to share it with you. We call it the Cullitar.

How wicked is that? Shred on!

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/wicked-edward-cullen-twilight-guitar-cullitar/

Twilight Tattoo: Edward Cullen on the Arm

Check out this very…intricate Edward Cullen Twilight tattoo. I wonder if it’s permanent or airbrushed?

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/twilight-tattoo-edward-cullen-on-the-arm/

Fan Creates Unique Twilight Mask

Crafty NMM.org reader Rachel M. took a unique approach to arts & crafts and created a Twilight mask–she sculpted this one-of-a-kind mask featuring the symbols found on the front covers of the Twilight Saga boks. Well done, Rachel!

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/fan-creates-unique-twilight-mask/

Twilite: Parody Novel of Twilight

There’s a new novel that pokes fun in a major way at Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight. Stephen Jenner wrote a full-length spoof of the book. Here’s an excerpt–

The first time Stella sees Edweird Sullen:

I continued to scan the Sullens’ table for another available stud and quickly found one who was nearly as hot as Casper. Again I queried Maria, this time about the youngest Sullen boy, trying to hide my newly-formed schoolgirl crush on him.

“The boy over there, with the perfect face, nose, eyes, and lips…and chiseled chin, broad shoulders, strapping chest and tree trunk arms…and that V-shaped torso, thin waist and muscular legs like that of an Olympic cyclist. And perfectly manicured finger and toenails. Who is he, and what’s his story?”

“Oh, that’s Edweird,” she said, rolling her eyes as if they were the seven and ten pins teetering and deciding whether to fall down or not. “He’s dreamy. But he doesn’t date. Apparently, even the best looking girls in the school are not good enough for him. Rumor has it that he’s only interested in five foot four, average looking dark haired girls who only recently moved to Sporks from a hot climate state beginning with the letter “A.” Go find someone who fits that description!” Maria dejectedly shook her head, the contents of her shot glass riding up and spilling over the sides. She leaned down close to the table, shot out her pink tongue and lapped up the droplets.

I now turned my full attention to Edweird. Edweird looked as though he was transplanted to Sporks from the pages of Greek mythology. He was tall, with long, lean muscles, perfect angular features, and boyish good looks — remarkably like the boy who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter movies, but with spiky hair. That’s all I’m going to tell you about Edweird now, but don’t you worry: I’ll be describing his perfection from this point on every chance I get in four — count ‘em, four — amazingly long (and expensive) books.

Meh. I’ll pass. The humor is a bit too angry for my taste, but I can see the appeal. What are your thoughts? It can be purchased now at Amazon.

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/twilite-parody-novel-of-twilight/

Robert Pattinson Autograph Tattoo: Signature Dedication

Check out this pic of a fan who had her wrist tattooed with the autograph of Robert Pattinson. Would you go this far to show your dedication to Robert Pattinson, or do you find it a bit too much?

What do you think of Twilight tattoos in general?

Kitzie's Note: I know i may be obsessed with Rob...but i'm not THAT obsessed. Yeesh. Talk about dedication... :D

--Kitzie

Source: http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/robert-pattinson-autograph-tattoo-signature-dedication/